No rodents? Oh, rats!!!

Daniel (heading out to the garage freezer in search of his favorite TV dinner):
Dad, do you think we have rats in the garage?

Me (terrified):  No - I don't have any reason to believe there are rats in the garage.  But do *you* think so?

Daniel:  No - I just thought it would be pretty cool if we had rats in our house.

(March 16, 2020)