Don't Open That Pouch!

Ian and Daniel had the following cryptic dialog, referring ominously to the mysterious contents of Ian's school lunch pack (we live in a post-lunchbox era, it turns out, when youngsters bring zippable mini-compartments to school for lunch.  I'm only noticing this now...):

Daniel:  Ian, did you feel embarrassed when you brought this to school?

Ian:  Kind of, but I tried not to think about it.  I didn't take it out.

Daniel:  Was everybody laughing?

Ian:  No.

I couldn't help myself.  I opened the admittedly innocent-looking lunchpack to discover what Contents of Shame lurked within.

It turned out that one of Ian's lunch-thing held within it a square, Tupperware-like container with a bright pink lid, in the corner of which was a star-emblazoned logo with the caption "FitPack."

I feel his pain.  The pink somehow isn't nearly as cheesy as the "FitPack."  But I doubt that he realizes that...

(September 17, 2013)