From the Mouse Lovers of America Manifesto

Today, we were in the cellar, and Daniel said something about mice, and I said, "Actually, I've never seen a mouse here.  That's the great thing about this house."

But Daniel had other ideas:

"That's the bad thing about this house!"

Why is it bad not to have mice?

"Because they're so cute, and they would make great pets, if they didn't carry the [sic] disease."

(March 23, 2013)