The Widow's Mite, Of Sorts

Ian expressed frustration that whenever he encounters a chance to help someone - in the sense of pan-handlers - he never has money with him at the moment.

I tried to console him, pointing out that he doesn't have much money in the first place.  But Ian exposed the fallacy of my assumption:

"What do you mean I don't have much money?  I have over twenty dollars."

(April 21, 2012)