Aliases for Ian's Male Kin

Captain Underwear [sic], Ian's literary hero, has his own re-naming convention, for converting "conventional' alphabetically-based names to vaguely absurd, sometimes scatological sequences of random phrases. In his usual evening reading spot, Ian was trying to figure out how Daniel and I, who have the same first name, would be re-named in the Captain's twisted universe. So he looked us up on the chart: "Let's see - 'Daddy,' 'Dan,' and 'Daniel' all begin with 'D'..."

It turns out that our name, in Captain Unmentionables' domain, would be something like "Monkey Chunks."

(March 29, 2012)