Alice in an Almost Smoke-Free Wonderland

I loathe Alice in Wonderland, and I can't stand Johnny Depp, so of course the latest, extra-twisted remake of Alice in Wonderland, with Johnny Depp, is something of an abomination to me.

Last night, Ian was trying to get me to let him watch a different release of Alice in Wonderland, and started enumerating all of the redeeming qualities in it, of which this consideration about the caterpillar was the best:

"But in this one, he doesn't really even smoke a lot."

(July 20, 2011)