Where would he get such an idea?

"Daddy, Mommy has none money [sic] so she just charges things* with her credit card."

He went on to ask me how much money I give her, and how much I have for myself. I tried to convey "direct deposit to a joint account" in a way that a five-year-old would understand.

[Technically, the stenographer should represent this as "fings."]

(March 17, 2011)