Assault on the Future Profession

Ian told me a mildly off-color joke he had heard in Kindergarten (or preschool -some time in his distant academic past) about astronauts, concluding in the titillating category of "Constellation Pee-Pee." He then went on to put that bit of aesthetic offense in the perspective of his own life:

"I don't think it's funny, because when I grow up, I want to be an astronaut. It kind of hurts my feelings."

(November 17, 2010)