Daniel's Dictation of the Day

Now that Daniel knows that I blog many of his sayings, he loves to dictate things for the blog:

Can you write down what I say on your computer, Daddy?

"Uh... Pants to the Rescue. Umm... Wiggles Guitar... Uh... Green-Head Lantern. Write down that. Wash-cloth to the rescue. Uhhh... Pants on Fire. Liar liar, pants on fire. Uhhh... Drawer. Ceiling.

[A discussion followed, where Ian wanted to talk about "Star Wars," Daniel wanted to talk about "Greg Wars" (a gratuitous reference to Greg the Wiggle), Ian tried to resolve the dispute by talking about "Clown Wars," and Daniel went on to talk about snakes. Finally Daniel continued:]

"Can you write down Clown Wars?"

Ian: Ah, I want to be a astronaut [sic].

Daniel: I want to be a Wiggle.

Daniel: Uh.. Shaggy.

Ian: Benji.

Daniel: Shaggy Dog.

Ian: Herbie.

[etc.]

(September 13, 2010)