I do love the Wiggles - just not as my own flesh and blooed

Daniel: Daddy, I think you hate the Wiggles.

Me (horrified): Why do you think that?

Daniel: Because you don't want the Wiggles to be your child.*

*This dates back to a conversation Daniel and I had a month or two ago, where he suggested that, if I were to need replacement-children, the Wiggles could become my children, and I told him that nobody could ever replace my children (not even the Wiggles).

(March 26, 2010)