Batman's Choreographed Nod to His Nemeses

This morning, just as I was about to leave for work, we had Batman in our master bedroom, looking strikingly similar to Daniel in brown Scooby-Doo pajamas. It turned out that Batman wanted to "sing", and as he sang - chanted, really - he performed a fierce jumping jig-of-a-dance on our bed. It should have occurred to me that Batman would choose to sing about the villains in his life, and their badness.

To perform this work, the primarily lower-case-lettered words should be treated as "quarter-notes" in length, whereas the fully upper-case-lettered words should be treated as half-notes (obviously of twice the duration), and the boldfaced words or syllables should be treated as crescendi - that is to say, to be rendered with significant volume and vigor:

"The Joker, the Joker, OH BAD Joker!

Mr. Freeze, Mr. Freeze! OH BAD Mr. Freeze!"

(January 21, 2010)