Observations of a Passive Bystander

"Daddy, there's Pepsi* all over the couch."

(Daniel, April 25, 2009)

* Luckily," Pepsi" turns out to mean "Polar-brand Lemon Seltzer". We don't give the lads Pepsi, but they see their powerless Daddy embibing it all the time, so apparently other canned beverages default to the same identifier.