Accuracy in Reporting

Ian is a man of words; Daniel is a man of actions.

Ian maintains a constant flow of information to The Autorities over the course of the day over Daniel's misdeeds, which apparently are also apparently pretty-much clockwork.

Two reports from this morning include:

"Daddy, Daniel pulled my hair two times, and the second time he did it, he pulled my ear!"

"Daniel just called me a stupid lollypop and a stupid Wall-E."

But the real winner was when he reported, "Daniel just hit me with a hanger.... What about his timeout?"

(February 21, 2009)