Officer, don't you have something better to do?

I was trying to change Daniel's diaper to put him to bed, but he very cleverly figured out that the best way to derail the process would be to preoccupy me with a concurrent, irrelevant task:

"Daddy, first you have to eat some dinner, cuase you're not eating dinner. You're just getting me in trouble, and you're getting into trouble."

(The cadence of his accusation was almost poetic.)